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By hatemyjob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML
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enonymous 8

Have you not been watching Burn Notice? you'll need a cheap cellphone, Christmas tinsel and some homemade plastic explosives to bypass the alarm system

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Comments

HugoBosss_fml 0

B&E! Bacon and eggs? No but that ***** delicious!

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ReptarRAWR23 0

Haha why you wouldn't get in trouble..

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eminemchick 19

then I understand ypur choice of username, op ^_^

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imacreeper 3

quick! take everything you can and run for it. if anyone asks, you saw the "theif" and entered the building - that's the reason for the alarms.

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flockz 19

why run? he could be like those muggers and just walk away.

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imacreeper 3

waiting for an important business call from inside the building so they could mug that too huh?

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iSitt 0

she's probably on video

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Klums02 0

Sounds like you had and interesting day...

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

actually it was raining cookies and pickles.

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smurfsarwales 9

do you guys know nothing? it wad obviously raining midget otters and orange cats. there wasn't any clouds, but there was a double rainbow.

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eminemchick 19

lol 3 reference to the simpsons?xD

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Lumenoire 0

It was raining berries and cream.

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kut19 6

maybe, if you're lucky, the police will give you a strip search.

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smurfsarwales 9

do you guys know nothing? it wad obviously raining midget otters and orange cats. there wasn't any clouds, but there was a double rainbow.

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kut19 6

I think you want the comment above mine.

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kut19 6

wow. that one guy's comment got deleted. I wasn't talking to myself, I swear.

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Poopolicious 5

or you can pay him money for him to see you naked... ;)

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IndiRae 9

If you managed to set off the alarms even with a key, you may have bigger problems than you realize.

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lonewolf6613 4

the alarm usually goes of when the door is opened even with a key. well it don't really go off. it like beeps for about a minute and then the sirens go off if u don't put the code

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hiyourcute 0

This was a prank set up by your superiors.

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cgall123 0

smooth move try some random numbers like 420

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hisgirlherboy 5

smooth move ex-lax

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airborn54 0

lmao that'll teach you from showing up to work early and trying to be productive!

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OCDC 9

I don't think the boss is the main problem. Now maybe if only two cops come to investigate, OP can have the problem solved before her coworkers show up...

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NYkid2K8 5

How does the alarm go off if you have a key...?

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NYkid2K8 5

But if you unlock the door with a key the alarm shouldnt go off.... pretty simple logic.

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FreebirdIII 1

you open the door, go to a keypad, enter a code, and the alarm is turned off. no code = alarm going off. I did this in crayon for you by the way.

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NYkid2K8 5

I only understand in colored pencil, crayons confuse me too much. I did that in sarcasm for you by the way.

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FreebirdIII 1

crayon was referring to your simple logic. trying to simplify things for you.

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puppy23 3

At my work they were seperate but we also set the door pad up so that if you entered your code backwards (under duress) it automatically called the police.

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NYkid2K8 5

Well all i needed was a simple, Theyre on 2 separate systems.

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Smidgery 5

Alarms can go off even if you have a key, my nan's house has an alarm that you have to type in the code for it even if you have opened the door with the key. No code, alarm will keep going. o-o

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nickbucci1252 0

are u really that stupid come on of course if you unlock the door u don't turn off the alarm COME ON MAN

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