By kareltje - 14/09/2011 18:50 - Netherlands

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML
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kareltje 17

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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kareltje 17

#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

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kareltje 17

What? Commenting on a comment is against the rules?

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Comments

MasterE56 4

pretend you speak Indian.. shit then they will understand you.....

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minisquid 9

Or you tell him precisely where he can shove that pillow.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I have serious respect for someone who actually succeeds doing that.

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kareltje 17

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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FreakoHolm 6

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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megapeyt 17

You work for the beast!!!

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FreakoHolm 6

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WTSchool 0

Ever heard of a home phone?

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Sl1mShad3y 10

so by the looks of your picture i need to ask a question? does your company give you crack?

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OceanBreathesSal 5

Wow... I can tell why you have such a shitty job, your grammar is horrible.

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greg84_fml 21

Or maybe, just maybe it could be an important call, ever think of that?

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suckstoobeyou 0

But it might be the only jobs left in that part of the world. Yes it does suck but he's making a living at a job so ease off the guy/girl.....

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suckstoobeyou 0

Maybe because he doesn't want to miss a important call..... Or because they have a cordless phone in there room live many ppl do......

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megapeyt 17

TELEMARKETERS FTW!!! NOT, freaking hate it when they refuse to take you off their calling list. Where did they get your number from anyway???

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HeavyScout 0

Let's examine our possibilities: phone book, Internet, etc...

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tylersign 11

Phone book? Lol what's that!? ;)

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