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why wouldn't you have had your uniform on before you got to the club?
Must agree.
As long as OP had something that identified his job then he shouldn't have gotten tased, otherwise YDI
That's why you should always go prepared.
Maybe OP felt like having a bit of a dance before his shift started?
Yeah, I'd hate walking outside in my work uniform & Something happens & people look to me like, "hey, you're a bouncer, isn't it your job to stop fights?" Thy stop fights because They're paid to stop them. Why get in unnecessary scuffles if you don't need to? Dangerous Or what if some drunk decides to just stabs them because they hate some bouncer who didn't let them into a club the night before, & I have a target on him/her saying, "Hey, look! I'm the reason you can't get into clubs! Haha!" I have been attacked by crazies because of my job before, so I don't advertise what I do anymore. It's just not worth it.
*they* not thy. "He/she", not I I had everything in first person, & tried to edit it to make the top part in third person, but missed a couple...and ran out of editing time.
Maybe op had yet to change into their bouncer uniform.
43- your picture fits your comment so well xD.
Nothing is hotter than an electrifying bouncer whose not afraid to fight
Bouncers who purposely aggravate the public with the intention to spark a fight are total tossers.
FYL that's the worst =
The only thing that has caught my attention on this thread is your picture. Challenge ******* accepted.
Lol bring it!
What's up with cops using tasers all the time..those things are deadly. Shouldn't use them unless it is really needed.
Because they've forgotten how to speak to people.
#25, You're actually right, speaking to a violent person is the best way to calm the situation. Even the marines that caught Osama merely spoke to him, he listened and obeyed every command. Also, most of the battles that were ever fought in world war two, saw opposing nations verbally settle the argument across the trenches by yelling at each other across land-mine torn fields.
Less than lethal force. Better then cops swinging their batons and breaking bones right? While it may kill every now and then, 99% it is quick, effective, and non lethal.
50 I bet if your relative was in the 1% your view would change drastically. Judging from what op said the cops were in danger at no time therefore use of tasers was not needed.
Agreed, that's just plain bad luck right there.
FYL, Tasering hurts, now unleash your Thunder >:D
Don't be shocked that they tased you! You weren't wearing your uniform, silly! :) FYL though!
He was shocked, though, literally:/
I just died and went to pun heaven.
A pun a day keeps the doctor away!
Gosh I think all those puns just made my night haha
And I bet you learned a lesson huh? You probably won't enter the club to go to work without your uniform on again
That was shocking!
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why wouldn't you have had your uniform on before you got to the club?
Nothing is hotter than an electrifying bouncer whose not afraid to fight