Work: Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting...

By picklet - 12/05/2012 14:36 - Malaysia - Kajang

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

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Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML

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Cutting corners

By givemestrength - 14/08/2014 10:31 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML

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**** those guys

By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 20:00

Today, I went into work with the mentality that all of my ass-busting work was going to result in me finally being promoted to manager. We had a site meeting. The entire building is being laid off because Apple cut our contract. Yay, I'm out of a job. I hate Apple. FML

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tellithowitis 13

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:01

Don't potate appreciate

ghostlilac 25

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:02

Why are you complaining? That's awesome!

Comments

tellithowitis 13

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:01

Don't potate appreciate

egc573 40

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:04

Something similar used to hang in my old Calculus class: "Don't hate, integrate!"

iLickRainbows 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:16

They should appreciate...appreciate the 5 years of job security.

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:50

And OP gets paid to do this? SIGN ME UP.

FurryPride 9

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:21

That sounds like a dream job to me. I don't see the problem in this

shift_love 13

Saturday 12 May 2012 23:33

Masterbaters gotta mate?

ferrousWheel 6

Sunday 13 May 2012 0:03

"Mate" is missing a few letters.

ColCyclone 17

Sunday 13 May 2012 10:01

Anyone Internet savvy would kill for that job

DKjazz 20

Sunday 13 May 2012 11:49

Taters gonna tate.

Pixie333 6

Sunday 13 May 2012 11:50

Should have been : Haters gonna hate, 'taters gonna 'Tate.

esines 9

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:01

Hahaha that's ****** hilarious

CaramelMacchiato 13

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:04

Almost as hilarious as your profile picture :]

esines 9

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:14

Thanks

CaramelMacchiato 13

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:17

Anytime, bretheren.

elisegreen 4

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:44

The phrase is from Janoskians !!

SloppyFlamingo 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:02

Apparently you're a hater.

XxchristinasmhxX 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:02

I love to potate!

Il_Maestro 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:03

These are things we keep to ourselves.

KriiFahMoro 9

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:04

Whoa, shit. TMI

MysticKnight 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 22:22

I love potatoes

ghostlilac 25

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:02

Why are you complaining? That's awesome!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:44

Agreed. A 5 year contract at your "dream job" and you're letting one dubious meeting bring you down? Damn, people sure become complacent rather quickly. Every job has its shit moments. Good luck ever finding a job in your line of work that doesn't have at least one dull meeting, boring task, tedious coworker, or idiot boss.