Work: Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting...

By picklet - 12/05/2012 14:36 - Malaysia - Kajang

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 05:04 - United States - Kenosha

Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2021 21:30

Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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By mischalucksux - 19/09/2016 13:54 - United States

Today, I finally have a job I love with amazing people I call family and a fantastic boss. I've been here 8 months, and I'm doing a great job, I feel like I could work here forever! My most recent project? Printing our "Store closing sale" signs for liquidation. We permanently close in 7 weeks. FML

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By Not a programmer yet - 01/09/2015 15:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML

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By BossLady - 05/01/2022 08:01

Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 05:03 - United States

Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML

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Cutting corners

By givemestrength - 14/08/2014 10:31 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML

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**** those guys

By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 20:00

Today, I went into work with the mentality that all of my ass-busting work was going to result in me finally being promoted to manager. We had a site meeting. The entire building is being laid off because Apple cut our contract. Yay, I'm out of a job. I hate Apple. FML

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Saturday 12 May 2012 20:01

Don't potate appreciate

ghostlilac 25

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:02

Why are you complaining? That's awesome!

Comments

ChloeMastin 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:16

'Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, tomatoes gonna tomate, dogs gonna bark' -the Janoskians

nana_star 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:26

Ahem. Potatoes gonna potate, tomatoes gonna tomate, bitches gonna make a sammich. Welcome to the internet.

Trollfourlife 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:34

I sai u need two stai in de job

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:50

AHH, MY EYES! IT BURNS! Go back to English class! MY BRAIN IS DYING.

white16sox 19

Saturday 12 May 2012 22:11

There is ths magical letter called "y." You should use it instead of using text language, which is against the rules by the way.

SoultheWolf 19

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:35

Why are you complaining? You got the job of your dreams, even if it means you have to do something that is stupid. Most people now a days can't even get a job, let alone one that they will love. Instead of complaining just be glad you have a job.