By Dr.Anonymous - 22/03/2014 11:56 - India - Mumbai

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML
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DeeDeeJay 15

I don't know if it was an accident or if he did it on purpose.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

If that's what he thought you meant, you'd think he would at least ask you "uhm.... you want me to do what?".

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DeeDeeJay 15

I don't know if it was an accident or if he did it on purpose.

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Pesticides 19

Most likely on purpose. See, back in 'nam the Vietcong would torture p.o.w.s performing "maintenance" on their pearly whites. Maybe sitting in a chair with metal instruments jogged his memory slightly and he spitting on his tormentor was reflexive. Or he just didn't understand directions.

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MortenM 17

He's been tortured by the dentist. Proper payback imo

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Opinion_ 9

Then he shouldn't have gone, it was his choice.

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glabberfasted 16

The dentist only "tortures" you if you don't take proper care of your teeth. It shouldn't hurt, and if it does, it means you need to floss and brush more. I hate when people complain about their dentist or hygienist hurting them, when it's easily avoided by just flossing.

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CookieLovesBoo 16

I have sensitive gums so either way it would hurt me And I do take care of my teeth

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

54 - that's not always the case. genetics plays a huge part. My dad had full dentures by the time he was 30, and mom had dentures at 37. I brush 4 to 5 times a day and floss at least once a day, and I've had $20,000 worth of dental work. 16 root canals, 19 crowns, and every time I go to the dentist, they find more cavities....I also have issues with novacaine, and it tends to wear off in the middle of the procedure. Just because it doesn't hurt YOU to go to the dentist, doesn't mean that it's a pleasurable experience for everyone else.

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Beansforbill 14

Did you spit back into his? Maybe it's a form of communication.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Yea, because that's really professional, right?

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Grenith 21

I thought it was funny. People took your comment too seriously *hands you a gold star*

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Beansforbill 14

*puts gold star on fridge and cherishes it forever *

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glabberfasted 16

Please tell me this is an Ace Ventura reference?

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

If that's what he thought you meant, you'd think he would at least ask you "uhm.... you want me to do what?".

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Medd_fml 13

Poor old guy is really losing it. You're a good person for putting up with that.

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

That is quite rude to say the least.

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Kamon97 23

I really hope that was a misunderstanding >.

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amzing_a16 10

I hoped for world peace once... Do you really think it's a misunderstanding now!?

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Kamon97 23

What does that have to do with anything? >.

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acurita 8

@35 It was supposed to be a face: ">.

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amzing_a16 10

Where have you been? "That's a ____ situation" comments" Aren't even punny anymore...

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ElatedEarthling 15

I've heard enough shitty situation comments. But personally I found the spitty situation comment kind of funny.

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vipirius 18

Yeah at least spitty situation is original.

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jazzy_123 20

11, oh and you really thing saying a pun isn't "punny" is cute?

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

When you are old, you can get away with pretty much anything by just blaming it on senility. Some of the funniest things I've ever seen were FU@#*D UP pranks pulled by my grandparents that I'd never even consider trying. But this one is beyond wrong. Sorry to be you OP.

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hellnosucka 27

did you by any chance have a spittoon attached to your face at that moment?

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