By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom
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By smiley1014 - 18/11/2013 09:14 - United States
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I guess I didn't put on the FML that I am a male. My wife told me that she wants me to wear my ring (except during work, which is Aviation and we're not allowed). I told her I wasn't comfortable wearing it in the ocean, and she said I had to anyway. After losing my ring, my wife bought snorkel equipment and I spent an hour diving for it until the sun set. My wife and I have been married for 5 years, and we both got a laugh out of it, and we purchased another ring the next day in a Hawaiian market that now has a story and more meaning than the first ring.
By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States
By kcountry92 - 18/11/2013 03:19 - United States - Mission
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Hey everyone! I'm the lucky accidental cave explorer and I'm also alright from the fall, just a little bruised. It is a beautiful cave and, as soon as I can find the time, I'm going to go back into it and see if it connects to the 2 other caves on my property. The irony of the situation is that I was part of a Caving Grotto where I live and had just come out of another new cave just a couple hours before this happened. To answer a question I saw, I happen to rock climb as well, so getting out of the cave wasn't as rough as getting into it lol.
By what_a_loner - 17/11/2013 22:07 - Canada - Bowmanville
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 21:59 - United States - Elmwood Park
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario
By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville
By raz_berri93 - 17/11/2013 05:31 - United States - Los Angeles
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I just wanted to clarify that later he felt bad and asked if I was fine, which I was. I also laughed at my clumsiness... I was even the one to close that door! Oops. I cleaned the mark (which he hasn't come home to see yet) and there is no violence... It's a funny story within our families now since I'm actually well known to be clumsy!
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 01:03 - United States
By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York
By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay
By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad
By Colby - 15/11/2013 16:59 - Canada - Saint John
By thecodecat - 15/11/2013 12:13 - Canada - Musquash
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I didn't know it was play dough. The recipes got switched. I only ate on bite then I realized what was wrong and threw them out.
By unproud - 15/11/2013 07:05 - United Kingdom - Luton
By Eggs - 15/11/2013 05:00 - United States - Port Richey
By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet
By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville
By fml - 13/11/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Haslemere
By Anonymous - 12/11/2013 19:12 - Canada
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By LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond
By Thomas - 11/11/2013 17:20 - United States - Portsmouth
By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin
By Tao26 - 10/11/2013 22:06 - United States - Saint Louis
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My exact words were "Hey, your ears wiggle when you answer questions, haha. That's cute." Not the smoothest thing to say obviously, but I guess I should have kept my comment to myself.
Weird simile but OK
By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth
By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States
By lax52389 - 09/11/2013 23:45 - United States - Staunton
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FYI it was an honest mistake and the paper was only turned in 8 minutes late...after some frantic talks with my teacher she agreed not to penalize my group and just deduct points from me. Lesson learned!!
By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 22:30 - New Zealand - Hamilton
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OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.