Drunk mom
By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter
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By AlonsoKold - 26/07/2013 01:32 - United States - Clinton
They were just dried spaghetti noodles
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By 27161697 - 22/07/2013 04:45 - United States - Malden
hey I'm the OP and what happened was that we were both sleeping in the same room (well she was asleep) and she started snoring so i yelled at her which woke her up. then she realized that she had to use the bathroom so half asleep she took her bathrobe off and sat on the toilet. she fell back asleep because she went to bed about 2 hours before and had to wake up in another 2 hours to catch a plane. my mom is only 50 and i am 15. by the way all of your comments made me laugh and yeah i really do wish that memory would erase!
By what have i done with my life - 21/07/2013 17:46 - United States - Akron
By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:51 - United States - Aurora
By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:31 - Canada - Toronto
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By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw
By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown
By Kat_Styles - 19/07/2013 08:51 - United States - Dearborn
Hey, OP here. So as a quick update, there are several things I want to add. 1. My dentist was 65, very healthy, and his passing was very unfortunate. But now he's with his wife, who passed away from breast cancer about three years ago. 2. It says 'Employee' at the top because my mother was one of his dental hygienists, and I had worked for him as a secretary for a few months before he died. 3. The dental hygienists in the office obviously started CPR right away. They even shocked him twice, but he wasn't responding to anything. Paramedics took him away in an ambulance, but nothing they did was successful. It's quite ironic because my dentist always used to joke that he required his hygienists to have lots of CPR training, etc, because he was the one who was going to need it. We always thought he was kidding, but unfortunately, that was exactly what happened. 4. For those of you saying 'she deserved it' or 'why didn't she start CPR,' or 'her breath killed him lol,' understand a few things. One, I don't see how I deserved it, but that's your opinion. Two, I'm 19, I don't know how to perform CPR, and within a minute, there were three certified, trained, professionals tending to him. Three, even if it was possible to kill someone with your breath, my mom is a dental hygienist. My teeth are quite nice, if I do say so myself. Thanks for all your nice messages, and I hope you never have to experience something as terrible as I did.
By the unfortunate man - 19/07/2013 04:29 - United States - Salisbury
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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 14:38 - United States - Seattle
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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano
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Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!