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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham
By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham
By calobrisi - 15/10/2013 19:34 - United States - East Northport
By Eggs6131 - 15/10/2013 13:09 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
For all the people who don't get it, my brother recorded about a minute's worth of silence on his little MP3 player, so he could listen to said recording at full volume. He thought if he listened to this recording of nothingness on a loop at full volume, it would make his earphones act like earplugs, cancelling out any noise made. #8, still laughing at that "I'm sorry? I can't hear you for all this silence blasting in my ears". #22, he's fifteen :
By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 06:37 - United States
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By Water Daughter - 13/10/2013 05:51 - United States
By roundtherose - 13/10/2013 01:59 - United States - Anchorage
Thank you everyone for then encouraging words and sympathy for me. I would like to say my mom is one of the greatest people in my life and is very intelligent. She had been dating my dad for 2 years before and they got married and they are still married. She is certainly not a dead-beat mom. I think she was just being spiteful when that happened. She apologized later. She taught me that what she did is not what I want to do in my life. Sure what she said got me down, but outside dating I have a great life!
By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 16:17 - United Kingdom - Uddingston
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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 03:00 - United States - Decatur
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol