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that's one shitty situation. #29, it's not the cats fault! OP- get your roommate some food mixed with laxatives.
31- notice I didn't say "threaten to flush the cat in the toilet" which is what my brother would've done. Cats can live on the streets. They just don't live *as long* as house pets. Also considering the state of squalor it appears that cat is living in, have you thought maybe the streets are better for it?
He's making a point of calling you out for replying to post 1 so your comment is on top.
Well you got the fag part right...
Dump the litter box on her bed. :)
And to thank her for cleaning the litter box.......you should cook her a nice meal..maybe pancakes?
wow what a shitty situation... stupid pussy
just wait til its good and full before you dump op! hope op threw out the spatula *eww*
Where does it say anything about the mouth?
Better yet, where in the FML is there any foul language? Which is what the term "potty mouth" refers to.
He's playing on ops disgust of shit being on cooking ware. It's a pun, whether you like it or not, suggesting that you will make food with that litter encrusted spatula which will get get on the food, and therefore in your mouth. Feces = mouth. Pottymouth.
The joke was simple enough to understand, where is your hang up? 80 - don't scrutinize an 'equation' about feces too badly, I'm not planning to take home any nobel prizes for my explanation.
Yeah! What evil Stewie said! xD
I think it's time to 're-edumacate' your roomate about "the effects of cleanliness" by using some brainwashing methods. Seriously, that's nasty....
Use it to make her breakfast ;)
Be sure to make grits.
Disinfect, your life does not suck you can clean it in 1 minute
Make her food with it. Give her a "taste" of her own medicine. :)
Why did you put " taste" in quotes...?
Now that you mention it, I don't really know! Holy ****!
Yumm.. Might want to buy a new spatula and keep it in a locked location before you're flipping your eggs with cat shit tomorrow.
I don't think I would leave any dishes out for the roommate to use that is a nasty roommie
I think you need a new roommate, maybe one who knows how to clean up after themselves, and doesn't leave vomit inducing surprises.
This post didn't make your mouth water GoW_Chick!?
The truth comes out. Thought so! :)
Not hating, looking up cat shit recipes as we speak. Duh!
Agreed. Conversation ended..? Lol.
What for..?
For..? ..I'm just not catching your drift!
Your GOOD spatula? What, is it 24-karat gold or something? A spatula costs about a buck, maybe two. Go buy a new one and stop whining. Better yet, buy two and beat the shit out of your roommate with the spare.
You could use that handy-dandy meat tenderizer for that!
Yes, there is a such thing as a "good" spatula. I've had plenty of cooking utensils I preferred to use over others. Try not being an imbecile. Spatulas may be cheap but the that isn't the point. The point is the OP has a nasty ass roommate and if she wasn't a disgusting person, this wouldn't be an issue. No one was whining over a spatula.
This comment is beyond winning.
Hey Doc have you had any weird injuries involving spatulas?
that is true doc, but i think most of the FML was the fact that it was on the kitchen counter
Eggers just got added to my favorite commenters...
Wow Doc, really? Pretty damn sure when I go to the market I see a whole wall of cookware where I can clearly see which ones are better quality than the others. So yes, the OP could have a "GOOD" spatula. A one-two dollar spatula would probably break the first time you used it.
46 - your avatar is epic
Jesus Christ on a snowmobile, people, it's a ******* joke. Yes I realise that "good" cookware exists. It's a joke.
Jokes aren't allowed around here, Doc. Ambrosia will make that very clear to anyone who says one or attempts to. I hope she doesn't discipline me for saying this! ..wait, I should probably research what I just said to make sure it's correct..
Maybe they don't have nice things in hungry where this DR. Is from. I'm guessing he might be happy with a shit covered spatula,it might go with the rest of his shit covered shit.
81 - Your attempt at sardonicism is shit.
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That's ******* nasty
Cook her a meal with it and leave it for her to find