Animals: Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins...

By difference between birds and mammals. - 03/09/2012 00:10 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Monday 3 September 2012 9:05

Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he's that immature. And he's also not the sharpest tool in the shed..

calilovesneb 12

Monday 3 September 2012 9:09

The things that some people get butt hurt over never ceases to amaze me.

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Monday 3 September 2012 9:05

Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he's that immature. And he's also not the sharpest tool in the shed..

P1P_BOY 6

Monday 3 September 2012 9:51

I wonder what would happen if you gave him a placebo pill and told him it will make him always right for the next 24 hours.... Question is, how many things would he get incorrect?

Klefhomacked 11

Monday 3 September 2012 10:42

A platypus is a mammal. They also lay eggs.

ScaughtieHolden 11

Monday 3 September 2012 14:32

Bill of a duck. Venomous like a snake. Tail like a beaver. 2/3 lay eggs.

Inheritance 10

Monday 3 September 2012 15:50

Mammals have fur not slick feathers like penguins..

doctorhook86 24

Monday 3 September 2012 16:16

Penguins have feathers. Therefore, penguins are obviously velociraptors from Jurassic Park 3.

justonecomment 2

Monday 3 September 2012 17:14

He'd still be wrong considering platypi (plural platypus) are egg laying mammals.

SW500 13

Monday 3 September 2012 18:02

I once argued that owls weren't birds. Guess I went brain dead that day.

saksxalmo 20

Monday 3 September 2012 18:25

Penguins don't nurse their young. Therefore they're not mammals. OP, hopefully your boyfriend just had a brain fart and is embarrassed.

Fmls4life 6

Monday 3 September 2012 19:32

Doesn't matter #1, as long as hes the largest. Jk OP get a smart bf;)

penguinsniper822 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 5:01

How dare he insult me by calling me a "mammal". I don't want to be one of those hairy things. I will stick with my flightless wings and swim over just to slap your boyfriend.

ExtremeEncounter 32

Monday 23 March 2015 12:39

Pfff wouldn't say that if it was the other way around #1

annie_nk 22

Monday 3 September 2012 9:05

What a sore loser.

gc327072 30

Monday 3 September 2012 17:00

What an idiot.... Of course birds lay eggs! DUH!

zuzupetalsYO 11

Monday 3 September 2012 17:25

And he was watching it with his own eyes on tv..

calilovesneb 12

Monday 3 September 2012 9:09

The things that some people get butt hurt over never ceases to amaze me.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 3 September 2012 9:34

People who become all moody and bitchy because they are wrong about something disgust me. No-one in the world knows everything!

mwmiller99 4

Monday 3 September 2012 23:30

Well actually, I do

MonsterCommenter 4

Monday 3 September 2012 9:10

Im sorry OP, but your boyfriend has issues.

irishpassion16 6

Monday 3 September 2012 9:10

Someone needs to go back to second grade

hopsinlove17 26

Monday 3 September 2012 15:31

*preschool. Even my little sister knows birds lay eggsO.o

Emj88 2

Monday 3 September 2012 9:12

Apparently he also needs to learn that some mammals do lay eggs.

MonsterCommenter 4

Monday 3 September 2012 9:16

Monotremes!! Also known as Perry. Perry the Platypus. :D

chrstygrl06 10

Monday 3 September 2012 9:39

I read that in the voice of Phineas.

Porrim 9

Monday 3 September 2012 9:13

Kinda reminds me of how me and my friends fight over how Russia is not a continent. Youre not alone :P

redbluegreen 40

Monday 3 September 2012 10:30

Did you know Africa's a continent?

Porrim 9

Monday 3 September 2012 11:30

I mean that I know Russia is a country but my friend thinks its a continent! Mind you that we are in the 9th grade. :P

the_true_batman 10

Monday 3 September 2012 14:37

My dad's girlfriend back when I was like 11 thought that Alaska was a part of Canada.

88vivera 9

Monday 3 September 2012 9:16

Well u were right

BeccaHugs 17

Monday 3 September 2012 9:25

Immature boyfriends are never worth it. If something so petty upsets him so much, maybe you should reconsider this relationship. Also, penguins are ******* awesome.

elliewantscake 8

Thursday 6 September 2012 15:45

Hell to the YEAH

Lbeck 7

Monday 3 September 2012 9:30

Tell him you're a mammal and have sex with him. That should fix things.

SeniorHaG 4

Monday 3 September 2012 9:46

Your picture and the one before it is just awkward.

annie_nk 22

Monday 3 September 2012 9:46

Sex doesn't fix everything.

Mauskau 35

Monday 3 September 2012 11:38

The irony here is hilarious.

annie_nk 22

Monday 3 September 2012 18:38

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I get the feeling she's trying to find a hook up via FML.

Allysmo 6

Monday 3 September 2012 19:54

You know sex doesn't fix everything right? I mean if all you do when something is going wrong is **** them that doesn't say very much about you now does it?