By our kids will be derps - 22/06/2013 19:28 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML
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Jac_d_ipper 10

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Olympiakos10 15

24 I hope you don't breed with anyone and waste perfectly good space on this earth

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xBethanyC 15

I thought this too when I was a little kid. so I once pulled one out of its shell. it ended with me crying over this dead shelless alien looking thing that used to be a living snail.

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itsmichellebitch 16

they obviously do. everyone who says they don't is lying to you

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xBethanyC 15

at #22 yes. I've always been an animal lover. And I was a little kid when this happened. Hell, I still get sad when I/other people accidentally step on snails after it rains.

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xBethanyC 15

I WAS A CHILD. I DIDN'T KNOW. Geez don't lay a guilt trip on me for something that happened over 10 years ago.

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Rababco 29

Wait, they die when you pull them out of their shell?! I didn't know that! How come no one taught me that! Poor snail :(

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

It looks like he came out of his shell. Looks like your boyfriend is in fact the slowest slug in the... Snail home?

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jackiemora 18

He probably didn't want to sound stupid, so he said he already knew which failed for him. Lol.

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Well someone obviously doesn't have a sense of humor. Or he's like Sheldon Cooper and doesn't understand when someone is joking.

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lonewolf6613 4

If he was like Sheldon he would've known the truth and assumed she believed that she was right. Then he would've went into a long speech to explain. :)

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The_Piquerist 7

When he went to school did he ride on the shorter bus?

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Barthanax 9

Retards/Mentally a Handicapped people ride the "short bus" because they're short a few hundred brain cells.

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IHaveThePower 16

Congratulations, I've never seen someone try to be politically correct while being that offensive. Just so you know, short buses are traditionally used for special ed kids--not just mentally disabled ones--because there's fewer of them, but my high school had one too and it was the favorite of any small-group field trip because it had a working radio.

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olfool 3

He either didn't want to sound dumb, or he countered you pretty good.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Nimble mind, kinda like a snails, don't worry, just pray your kids inherit you brain cells and predominantly you DNA. Someone has to take care of the lower pecking order too you know.

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