By hellostupid - 28/03/2013 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
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mikepzz 27

Stop ruining ninja turtles for me... *plugs ears*

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loserman67 35

Tell him that alligators, crocodiles are closely related to dinosaurs and birds are actually living dinosaurs and watch his head explode.

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Voij 16

I feel as though the "convincing" should go very quickly once the OP decides to just show him an entry on wikipedia.

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not_a_robot 15

Well, 26, some people are just too stubborn to ever learn. Good luck teaching him OP.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

The one who needs luck here is the turtle. I shudder to think of the living conditions for this poor animal if her boyfriend thought these things. There's likely zero filtration, zero opportunity for thermoregulation and basking, no UVB radiation..... Aquatic turtles are one of the most commonly available pets, yet their requirements are complex and needy. They are one of the most neglected species, right there with iguanas and hermit crabs.

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PrinceDarko 13

Maybe you should rethink a long term relationship.

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red_headforlife 15

You can comment on comments you know. This one would fit perfectly under 1's comment.

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gc327072 30

No, because it be simplified further still by just liking 1's comment.

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mikepzz 27

Stop ruining ninja turtles for me... *plugs ears*

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loserman67 35

AAAwwwww Dude, I like totally want some pizza now

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lulubelles 33

I always thought it was 'heroes in a half shell'

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JenkJenks 6

The Ninja Turtles can rescue citizens and fight crime every day! But, when it comes to regulating body temperature....

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thejimler 9

Poo gas keeps them warm.

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TheFirstSamurai 18

I always assumed the Ooze made them warm-blooded as well as human sized.

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attitude_angel 15

Even if you plug your ears, you'll still be able to read it. So you accomplished...pretty much nothing :P

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sugarshane007 20

Oi... he certainly is a prime candidate for Darwinism to take effect.

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SWC_Penguin 17

I had a friend who died from not knowing how turtles work. It was sad.

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RZB 11

Don't give him the cold shoulder. I hope it wasn't in bad blood. Anyone? No? Okay...

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toughchick14 15

Where exact did he go to elementary school because I am not sending my future kids there!

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loserman67 35

Where "exact" did you go to elementary school, because I don't want to send my kids thre either.

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loserman67 35

I know, I saw that as I posted the reply. Murphy got me right in the ass and I deserved it, every bit.

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klimpomppp 9

41- as an Internet user i have to mention that he got you, in the ass, with his big, black dick, bye

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swimagirl4321 15

Take him to an aquarium to talk to a Maine biologist

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ViviMage 38

Would a Rhode Island biologist work?

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Ghostlyness 7

A marine biologist? Heck, get him to talk to the kids there, they can probably teach him.

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loserman67 35

Tell him that alligators, crocodiles are closely related to dinosaurs and birds are actually living dinosaurs and watch his head explode.

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death943 10

and the closest relative to the T-Rex is the Chicken

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cupcakechick 17

looks like someone got hit with the stupid stick

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