Thank you for your service

By Pooper scooper - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Guam - Yigo

Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML
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rg350dx 29

Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!

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Aky0n 10

that must be pretty ruff

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cdgrayson 21

Time to move somewhere that has available jobs for your profession?

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FrietvanPiet 16

or get a degree you can actually get a job with

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Freethaawave 19

Or follow in your dogs pawsteps and take up puppy school, maybe you'll have better luck with that kind of education.

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rg350dx 29

Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!

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Welshite 39

Sit pretty and beg, OP! Jobs like these don't come by very often.

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RedPillSucks 31

Military service dogs are more likely to be sniffing out land mines. I don't think OP will want that job.

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mcm_3 16

#10 what if OP happens to like high-risk situations?

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colton_colton 49

Exactly! How many people can say they have a dog like that?

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JMichael 25

Well it's up to you to make your life worth something. Get out there and get a job that will give you more experience.

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Pleonasm 35

It's not that easy in these times, especially in some places, to find a job that has anything to do with your master's, or even any job for that matter.

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TheDrifter 23

Can someone please tell me how long the "in these times/in this economy" lines are going to be relied upon? It's been about 7 years now and they're getting as stale as Chuck Norris jokes.

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Pleonasm 35

Well I don't know about the USA, but here in France unemployment hit a new record in 2013, job openings are low, and we're still in what we call "The Crisis." As long as we are still in this mess, I guess I'll still refer to it as "in these times."

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horneyhic 15

France has jobs for life tho get rid of that you might find more openings

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stargirl_95 24

They're going to be relied upon for as long as the economy sucks. People aren't just saying these lines for ***** and giggles, they're saying them because they're true.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Take your dog with you to your next job interview to impress them.

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smokecloud_ 37

You have an awesome dog! If he can get out there, you can too! Put that degree to work!

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imchacon22 19

Well now with a masters degree you can join the military as an officer!

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Chief Petty Officer Pooper Scooper Education and past professions; Philosophy Master Degree Yeah, no that's sounds slightly inconsistent.

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boomer1986 8

depends on the degree source: retired military

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