Bedlam

By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
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Wizardo 33

Now if you'd finish your game of Jumanji before you bring devastation upon everyone, that would be very much appreciated.

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KeeLady 20

Could be worse-at least someone didn't see it as an opportunity to rob you!

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lexiieeex3 32

A similar thing happened to me once only it involved a bee, a very large spider, and a bat. This did not end well.

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namyo 13

A bat as in the animal or a bat such as a baseball bat?

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lexiieeex3 32

A bat as in the animal which resulted in my brother swinging a bat as in a baseball bat at the animal bat

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MisterEx 28

So it's safe to assume that your brother is clearly the batman.

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sjbartholome 14

so then it also involved a bunch of holes in the wall?

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wvni 13

Maybe he invented a new form of whack-a-mole

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Enslaved 36

"I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala"

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Jewoine 4

How did it end I'm very curious about that predicament

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Wizardo 33

Now if you'd finish your game of Jumanji before you bring devastation upon everyone, that would be very much appreciated.

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AnOriginalName 19

But too bad it isn't OP's turn right now.

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teotsi 28

NEVER leave a door open without supervising. You could have opened a window or something. YDI.

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lexiieeex3 32

I think better advice would be to never leave a wasp wild without supervising... Those things nest.

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brand125 17

5 - except all of those animals could get in a window too...

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jazmin3012 28

the username made me chuckle :-) nice to see that you are taking it lightly

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ruckfules85 34

Where do you live with the whole jungle coming in.

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hellnosucka 27

it's actually a lot simpler than that. The wasp was rather too attractive and the little fellows were trying to impress her. She is one hell of a player, you see.

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ItsAUnicorn 27

Turned in some sort of Snow White, eh?

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lexiieeex3 32

Did you even read the username...

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ItsAUnicorn 27

Oh how I hate coincidence in my life. Should've gone for Cinderella after all.

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Andyournameis 16

With luck, maybe the pigeon can scare the wasps out, the cat scares the pigeon and then eventually just leaves out of boredom

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lux0rd 18

Almost sounds like the old woman who swallowed a fly.

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tfios_baby 8

This is why you kill stuff with fire the FIRST time you see it.

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