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Doughboy

By phatkroger10 - 10/04/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fundraiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in four weeks, she said, "Oh I can't wait!" Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!" FML

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By UTRejected - 21/11/2014 13:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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Near the knuckle

By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 05:01

Today, as a waitress I served someone who was hoping their food would come back faster than expected. I replied, “Fingers crossed!” just for the person to show me they had no hands. FML

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By anonymous - 17/07/2014 02:46 - United States - Romulus

Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 08:47 - United States - Kent

Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML

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By KMKWEEN - 16/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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By bakerysux - 23/12/2014 01:21 - United States - San Antonio

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

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Helper Blues

By Fat and Embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Palmdale

Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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dumpweedx 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:49

That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

kika_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

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dumpweedx 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:49

That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

michael32123 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:26

I've noticed alot of comments where ppl get the gender of OP wrong.... the gender is right at the top next to the name dumbshits. stop being asshats and called OP gay or lesbian. learn to read motherfuckers

wdcthree 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:52

baahahaha

nutella4life 14

Tuesday 16 June 2015 6:01

the shipment and stuff like that.

mf_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:53

HAHAHAHAHA, AWESOME.

kika_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

fmlalldayxxx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:46

wait what insensitive she or he helped him

talbot008 0

Friday 9 April 2010 22:20

I agree ^ he was just trying to be nice

tounces7 27

Monday 30 September 2013 3:51

OBVIOUSLY the OP was talking about the customers patience, not their life span. They weren't being rude, they simply didn't realize the other implication of what they were saying at first.

Seegtease 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:56

Your fault, but awesome! Rudeness under the guise of encouragement!

anonymous100000 17

Sunday 11 January 2015 7:00

who even says that? regardless of them being elderly, who says that in general? YDI big time

asub3292 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:58

So today i bought cookie dough from this sweet girl. she told me that it would take 4 weeks so i said i can wait. shen then said "hope you can make it." FML

hk_fml 9

Friday 10 April 2009 9:59

LOL this made me laugh so hard awesome.

fALLyl 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:07

That's awesome! Bw, #5, you suck and are not at all funny :)

Bella_x 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:19

LMFAO! duude that sucks haha you really stepped in it

TeenTiger 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:41

More the **** their life, you prick. I hope it haunts you for the rest of your life if they do not make it.

Metzler31 17

Monday 29 March 2010 3:21

damn! overreaction much? he didn't mean anything by it...

Blanadestroyer 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:49

4 weeks & one cookie dough later: "Today, I went to sell the cookie dough again to the same old folks house I had been to a month ago, where I accidentally offended this nice lady by expressing my hope she would make it till I come back. Turned out she didn't - she got so upset her heart broke later that evening. FML." The lesson: go get her flowers right now and think of decent apology - before you open your mouth though, double check what you're going to say this time or let us approve it first.