By patient_mom - 14/06/2015 01:27 - Australia - Surrey Hills

Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML
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rnarshmallow 21

A clean python is a happy python! It's good to see your daughter has taught her pet about hygiene.

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littleking94 14

Yeah I don't think I would argue with the python either.

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soverybored 6

That's something you don't hear every day :o

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psychopolarbear 28

OP is in Australia, though. Who knows how often large and sometimes aggressive carnivorous pets decide to use the family shower?

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madeline9322 17

Well it was likely only a children's Python, because they're Australian and Australians can only have native reptiles... So it'd be a pretty small lil thing.

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rnarshmallow 21

A clean python is a happy python! It's good to see your daughter has taught her pet about hygiene.

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BadApple88 29

Now this is something i have to see. Youtube here i come lol

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Burton_Forever 23

gotta keep that python clean! or the kitties won't want to play!

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PandaSmile 24

That's an instance where I would be happy to wait rather than share

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gichikku 14

#20, I bet they're happy to know it's ok for them to bite the Python now, lol.

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cristy91 33

I wouldn't want to share it because reptiles will sometimes poop when in a warm bath. Sorry OP, I hope you rinsed the shower well!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Venomous, #20. The word you wanted was venomous, not posionus. I don't think they want to eat the python.

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casey_ct 10

well umm...at least the snake's clean?

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Cads1 24

Turn it into a nice pair of shoes.

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heartofhannah 28

It's her daughters pet, that's just rude!

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

what the hell is wrong with you? Do you really not have the mental capacity to understand that he's joking?

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#59, it's a disgusting joke. If this thread was about a dog and someone commented the same thing about the dog, would you brush it off as an O.K. joke? Probably not.

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hellnosucka 27

can you give me the name of the shampoo the python uses?

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littleking94 14

Yeah I don't think I would argue with the python either.

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Darkness_Hate 29

At least the snake is not singing ''Trust in Me" so it's ok.

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joshi42 16

I can't believe it's only 10 of us left, who remember this.

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