By patient_mom - 14/06/2015 01:27 - Australia - Surrey Hills

Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML
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rnarshmallow 21

A clean python is a happy python! It's good to see your daughter has taught her pet about hygiene.

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littleking94 14

Yeah I don't think I would argue with the python either.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Im sure the python wouldnt mind sharing with you

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Alittleghosty 3

The snake was only sssssssoaking

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DoDaJulio 13

You're the mom kick them out. I bet you have more than one bathroom, and multiple sinks. And the Python gets mad, bye bye girly parts!

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Cringey 18

I think most domestic snakes have a water thing in their habitats. Consider getting her one. You're the adult, the kid can't tell you what to do.

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hberri331 18

YDI your the parent you could have told her not to do that or better yet not let her have a snake because they aren't pets!

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PANDORUM89 21

why? what qualifies an animal as a pet? They make great pets especially for people not looking to basically have a child to care for(dog) and don't want their couch clawed to bits(cat). so I'd love to know the definition of a pet to you.

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Spankydamonkey 2

I would not blame you a bit if you skipped the shower.

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HWICUNow 10

after cleaning a snake, I would suggest "filet", "cook", and "lunch"

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Attacksloth 33

This definitely has potential to be a great illustrated FML.

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earthlyscum 19

That's actually badass that your daughter has a python, snakes rule.

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