By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

Clearly, anyone with a shard of foresight would've been sharp enough to sweep the mess up, or at least to have put on footwear.

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cutycat136 28

Next time, might I suggest sweeping the floor if you lose something sharp like that so that doesn't happen again.

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Pleonasm 35

Hate to be a glasshole but it's "too", not "to". Don't talk about sharp if your spelling isn't on point.

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hellnosucka 27

C'mon let's not sting#1's feelings. pointing that spelling mistake might shatter his heart to shards.

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littleking94 14

# 9 ****** intelligent person. #1 that was punny

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Cely988 29

Maybe you should've worn house slippers until you could find the piece of glass.

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Chibi_Hiroko 18

Maybe they were going to but they stepped on the glass along the way…? I dunno

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tantanpanda 26

OP could have just swept the floor. it's not that hard. Walk where the glass has the lowest probability of being and get to the broom to sweep the floor.

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cutycat136 28

Next time, might I suggest sweeping the floor if you lose something sharp like that so that doesn't happen again.

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AyeJay101 25

Always best to sweep large pieces first then vacuum any remaining pieces that may be too small to see. Also maybe wear socks if not slippers? It will save your toes a bit.

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Hertyn 14

Sweeping the floor or using a vacuum cleaner didn't cross your mind?

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alxro091 6

Not the brightest person I'd say, why you kept walking with no shoes on? while knowing that piece was out there waiting for you. anyways FYL

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_kyleG_ 34

Clearly, anyone with a shard of foresight would've been sharp enough to sweep the mess up, or at least to have put on footwear.

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_kyleG_ 34

Yes, there are 3 puns... and 0 regrets.

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Kyle1dc 17

You've shattered my expectations for the amount of sharp puns you packed into this small shard of a comment. Bravo good sir, bravo.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Clearly, I think, #36. Since glass is clear. :P

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Beyto7000 20

Has happened to me before. ****** sucks

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ProfessorMctitie 20

and now you get to spend another hour getting it back out

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Vanderdale 14

Why didn't you try, I don't know, vacuuming? Or wearing shoes?

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