By matou - 09/07/2015 20:41 - France - Caluire

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML
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mclovin22897 15

maybe you'll get lucky and its take your cat to work day.

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feven 32

I've had reoccurring dreams about this happening to me..

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feven 32

I've had reoccurring dreams about this happening to me..

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Eff_Itt 20

Let's be honest though... Most of your coworkers will be thrilled!

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91hayek 31

Being in a sports bag and smuggled to work?

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Gwyddone 29

I know I would be! Managed to close my kitty in a bigger suitcase once. Luckily, we realized it before leaving to Croatia...

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mclovin22897 15

maybe you'll get lucky and its take your cat to work day.

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HWICUNow 10

or she'll be really unlucky and it's Korean BBQ day

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annie_zoo 27

Am I missing something here cause wtf does Korean bbq have to do with cats?

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FallenMetalAngel 17

Well now you have a work and a workout companion for the day!

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

You have a new assistant that you don't even have to pay!

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kindasortayeah 25

"The only thing Mittens does is sleep and leave dead animals on my desk...a solid member of our team"

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ChristinePi 36

I'm sure your coworkers understood when you got there you had to bring the cat back home. Still funny and relatable. I have a kitty and if she did this I'd freak out. She's so skittish and id be afraid she'd run off.

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Kalver92 16

This made me laugh so much. Mostly because i could actually imagine it happening. What did you do with the cat?

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TheKingOfHearts 19

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deathshead 19

here 91 ill justify it for you so that it makes sense- Your mom.

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RusticChick 27

Start a new trend. Bring felines to work day. They can sit there and give you the death stare all day while you work AND (the best part) knock shit off your desk and not give a ****, cuz they live the thug life. Sounds perfect.

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Hyenayena 27

And people will give them raises simply for being cats

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Angelkisses130 26

And then your cat does your job better than you and takes your job, and soon you become broke and jobless and you're begging your cat for food and rent money; your cat refuses and then you live on the street. Your cat steals your boyfriend and they get married and honeymoon in Spain while you eat canned soup for the rest of your life, alone and desperate...

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RusticChick 27

Well that escalated quickly...

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