By yooitscallo - 22/08/2015 07:30 - United States - Pekin

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML
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yooitscallo 8

Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

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SweetSociopathy 24

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

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rnarshmallow 21

I've been told dreams are fears or desires, I'm glad that isn't a desire for you..

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pedopears 18

Or maybe he thinks she is a bitch.. (The one that brings puppies to the world xP)

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kdgsmiley 23

Can you imagine if she did that in real life? What a bitch...

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The_Big_Boss 20

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AbtractAngela 17

well, no, because he clearly said he's nauseous now.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Interspecies erotica...

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musicnole 8

If you get nauseous about that...I hope you don't get her pregnant!

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leogachi 15

@10 Watching her give birth to a human baby would probably be a lot less disturbing.

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Redoxx_fml 22

It might happen if they do it soggy style

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Jowisee 29

Shouldn't good sex always be soggy? ;)

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SweetSociopathy 24

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

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pjsr 32

Which makes you a dirty dog daddy

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Mynamewontfi 40

Did she also have as many **** as a dog?

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I_Like_Dogs 28

Reminded me of that How I Met Your Mother episode with the back boobs.

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Vintage_Cola 29

Yiffing does not come without consequences.

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