Love: Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend....

By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 209

You deserved it 3 974

By anon - 01/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 041

You deserved it 3 008

By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 819

You deserved it 3 865

By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 478

You deserved it 5 454

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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You deserved it 4 376

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By justanidiot - 20/09/2020 22:01 - United States - Macon

Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 203

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 250

You deserved it 5 719

By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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You deserved it 17 642

By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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You deserved it 16 863

By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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You deserved it 7 925

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:26

No he lives in Alaska.

la6437 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:30

Maybe it's karma for your horrible use of commas.

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jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:26

No he lives in Alaska.

Melodyfire 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:49

technology does the darndest things!

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 6:59

lol, that sucks.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 9:18

Dang, you're 21. You don't need a dating website to find a girl. Seriously.

sabrinaacrow 26

Saturday 11 May 2013 18:30

Exactly, I'm sure OP can get a girlfriend without restoring to a dating site

evilamoebaattack 20

Thursday 27 November 2014 5:49

resorting. sorry but i had to.

thefury 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:52

ya you must live in the middle of a desert or something.

LookinLikeDrake 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 2:20

lolol well she must have said the same shit

Love2Laugh97 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 5:04

hahaha

88sforlife 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 22:07

Hey Dude

Norther 1

Tuesday 14 September 2010 7:52

damn! Get outside, and find a woman, dude!

Z_Thorn 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 7:03

Awwww im sorry to hear that!!! Da bitch aint worth yo time sweety! Be greatful you found out now! :)

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Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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You deserved it 511

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 720

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Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML

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You deserved it 372

Today, my church friends ditched me to go skiing with a bunch of jewish basketball players from another school. They said I’d "harsh the vibe" with my "principles". The photos they post online look like they’re having a lot of fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 453

You deserved it 1 157

Today, I went out with a group of friends. I hadn't gone out in a few months since my fiancé left me. They promised me there wouldn't be drinking and would just be video game stuff. By 10pm, everyone was wasted, I got thrown up on and I had to walk home fifteen blocks. FML

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You deserved it 5 488

Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML

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You deserved it 2 074

Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I quietly managed to get my clothes back on and get out the door without waking her. I made it all the way out of her building and to my car before I realized I had forgotten my keys. FML

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You deserved it 112 413

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