365 Days part 16

By frustrated - 13/01/2013 06:39 - United States - Miami

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Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
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superminty 18

Mmmm, yeah....henceforth, subsequently. Keep going, don't stop.

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perdix 29

I'm pleased that the OP finds grammatical devices stimulating, moreover that these devices outshine the exotic content, although this seems dubious. Nevertheless, the OP has expressed this preference, albeit unusual, which one most of us haven't considered heretofore is undoubtedly a real one, thus we have to seek ways to please readers like the OP henceforth. Was that as good for you as it was for me?

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Brssps 13

were you reading 50 shades of errors?

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DerekCorbett 18

I don't see why that's a big deal. I'd be more impressed to find an author who doesn't use conjunctive adverbs!

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whoknew1 3

you need to find an English college professor

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treason666 3

Was it "50 Shades of Grey"? because the only thing erotic about that was the book he gave her, if I must admit it... makes better kindling... oh, wait, the book was as badly written as the P.O.S. it was based on...

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bobsux 5

what is a conjunctive adverb?

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leadawg75 12

I am smart; however, you are a dumb ass. (That is a conjunctive adverb use in a sentence.)

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leadawg75 12

The novel is quite hot; however, this conjunctive adverb is pretty sexy.

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xeka 10

i feel ashamed to anounce i do that regularly. XD

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michaelarenee15 3

Sounds like you need to find someone who can talk nerdy to you. (;

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