By sirphilmckraken - 08/08/2014 17:30 - United Kingdom - London
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OP here! I have yet to find a good way to get the tosser back for this so all suggestions welcome, ideally ones that my boss will not give me more shit for. Thats all I need on top of this! FYI, I did have a go at him but he shrugged it off and denied it. For ****'s sake Dave.
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"Good morning Dave."
Now we know why Dave's computer was having problems
Coworkers fault?
This is why you never let coworkers use work items in your possession. They usually do that so they don't get caught doing bad or dumb stuff.
I don't think he went on to look at furry ****. It seems like he just wanted to mess with OP
There should be cameras everywhere. If it's that big a deal that he won't believe you, just tell him to look at the camera footage. I hope you gets things worked out OP.
Haha. Dave.
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I have no idea what's going on in this comment
"Furry ****" **** for baccas ;)
Leave.
And it's also spelt *Baka. Please learn valid Japanese before you attempt to use it.
I'm pretty sure they were referring to Chewbacca.. Not the Japanese word. That's hardly valid Japanese. You can learn that from a couple of episodes from most anime
Dog dammit Dave. See what I did there? Furry? No?
Not even with binoculars :(
Because dog instead of god. Furry ****. A dog is an animal. Haha. Hahaha. *sigh*
Well, at least you tried. And failed. Miserably.
No, no just stop we got it... Just wasn't funny.
How about no
Dog is also God backwards! Yes? No? :D
Dammit Dave!
Mobile **** is more convenient
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Plug a wireless mouse into the back of his computer. jostle it occasionally so he thinks his mouse is on the Fritz. Slowly add pennies to his desk phone every night till it's really heavy then take them all out and watch him hit himself in the face. shift everything in his office/cubicle to the left a few inches and watch him go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong. Crush up melatonin into his coffee so instead of getting a caffeine jump his body tries to put him to sleep. (melatonin is a natural body produced sleep aid you can buy at any Walgreens)
find out what TV series he's currently watching and viciously spoil everything.