365 Days part 16

By frustrated - 13/01/2013 06:39 - United States - Miami

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Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
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superminty 18

Mmmm, yeah....henceforth, subsequently. Keep going, don't stop.

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perdix 29

I'm pleased that the OP finds grammatical devices stimulating, moreover that these devices outshine the exotic content, although this seems dubious. Nevertheless, the OP has expressed this preference, albeit unusual, which one most of us haven't considered heretofore is undoubtedly a real one, thus we have to seek ways to please readers like the OP henceforth. Was that as good for you as it was for me?

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asb818 14

That just means you like great literature and not poorly written novels. Unfortunately, I don't think you're going to find any well written erotica so I guess you're screwed...or not...or will be...or....

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perdix 29

I'm pleased that the OP finds grammatical devices stimulating, moreover that these devices outshine the exotic content, although this seems dubious. Nevertheless, the OP has expressed this preference, albeit unusual, which one most of us haven't considered heretofore is undoubtedly a real one, thus we have to seek ways to please readers like the OP henceforth. Was that as good for you as it was for me?

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DrunkButterfly 17

Perdix, that was genius! Looks like Noor needs a private moment lol!!

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ElricMustang 23

Now I know what OP means, gimme a second...

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MikeFoxtrot01594 11

Op should know that the stuff I right has plenty of those.

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perdix 29

#66, I'm sure the OP will doubtlessly experience multiple orgasms when she reads your "rightings."

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RedPillSucks 31

so you were thrilled by the Twilight series, right? no?

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MNBOY16 15

I have a feeling your sexy life is very boring. I hope you are single.

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hannaaaahr 33

if the writer used a conjunctive adverb I'm pretty sure it was indeed better than Twilight.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Were you reading 50 Shades of Grey? What am I saying, the author can barely write, she would not use a conjunctive adverb :)

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283leis 8

That's b/c it was originally twilight fanfiction and no intellectual person reads twilight.

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mistercrow 9

Not saying I'm an intellectual but I am pretty sure no intellectual says "b/c", Hun ;p

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tintaroja 14

I bet you would climax if you read Borges....

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