I'm a bit confused. Didn't they know that you were pregnant? You'd have thought they would have checked to see if you were perhaps having pregnancy complications before calling the police. One of my cousins had complications at seven months and was home alone, and her neighbors rushed right in when they heard her yelling. Thankfully they both are ok now! It just seems odd to be that if you heard a pregnant woman in pain, your first thought would be "domestic violence" and not that she might be in trouble.

I don't see how this is an FML. People have misunderstandings all the time. You didn't do anything wrong so just send them on their way.

Dear god, honey, if it didn't sound like that I'd be worried.

... what did you expect, unless you told them before hand what else could they really think. YDI

Hospital

Really. Just go to the hospital like normal people.

would sound more like a whale getting butt banged by a swordfish

YDI. After hearing women like you, I was terrified of giving birth. Of course it was hard. I had no pain meds and baby was facing the wrong way. But I spoke normally the whole time and didn't feel the need to scream or cry or anything. It was fine. The fear was the worst part because I was expecting it to be worse than it was. When some women give birth, they really scream unnecessarily.

You were giving birth, did you thought you'd sound like an angel?

My brother was born at home, but only because the ambulance didn't arrive in time. The noise was awful :(