Kids: 911 what's your emergency?

911 what's your emergency?

By midwify - 05/01/2015 17:58 - Denmark - Asaa

Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML

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By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife opted for a home birth with a nurse and her mother. Her mother is such a baby-feral, men-are-bastards, hippie feminist dragon that not only did she yell at me when I tried to be in the room, she has now pushed me out of the house. I ended up sat in my car with only one shoe and no phone. FML

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By Eheath12Jheath14 - 12/07/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML

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By cocacoola - 11/07/2011 14:24 - Iceland

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML

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By moodyreallyrocks - 09/07/2012 00:30 - United States - Mayfield

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

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By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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stife7 13

Tuesday 6 January 2015 0:07

What did u think you would sound like giving birth?

jpsullivan 36

Tuesday 6 January 2015 0:08

warning your neighbours would have been a much appreciated act. congratulations all the same

Comments

StellaNox 16

Tuesday 6 January 2015 5:59

Oh my! Sorry, but that made my day. Danish police at their finest :)

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 6:12

What... exactly did you expect? I mean, it can get kinda noisy. Regardless, congrats to you!

life_smh 15

Tuesday 6 January 2015 6:43

Ha well I didn't see that one coming

CuteCammy 15

Tuesday 6 January 2015 6:59

At least the cops were just trying to do their jobs... Congratulations on the baby though

derpina72 23

Tuesday 6 January 2015 6:59

Sucks that the moment was ruined, but at least you know your neighbors care, right?

missbrit818 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 7:08

At least you have a baby! Congrats!

jen1097 25

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:05

Would you call the police if you heard screaming for hours next door? This isn't an fml..

SuperMew 22

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:37

I can understand wanting to have your kid in the comfort of your own home, but I can also imagine how annoyed/pissed/freaked out your neighbors were. Next time (if you plan on another) either let your neighbors know what is going on or go to the hospital. I guess 20/20 highsight.