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A day to remember

By TitMunch - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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Mommy Issues

By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML

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What did I miss?

By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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You deserved it 771

Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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You deserved it 120

Rainy day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 7 918

Nervous

By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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You deserved it 189

Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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You deserved it 255

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Top comments

enonymous 8

Monday 24 October 2011 8:41

Choo Choo all aboard the fail train...

SwiftFaux 0

Monday 24 October 2011 8:43

Don't put yourself down, your mom is just trippin'. Oh wait...

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norskchic 9

Monday 24 October 2011 8:58

this reminds me of a rugrats movie when they are in Paris...

ladiesman219 4

Monday 24 October 2011 8:59

Lmfao haha so true xD

slushpup9696 12

Monday 24 October 2011 9:24

"Take a picture, it will last longer." *everyone takes a picture* That happened, right? I feel like that happened.

aliadnan708 6

Monday 24 October 2011 8:58

More like f her life u ruined her dress on her night

Characterise 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:00

dayum if I was your mum I prob would've gone ape shit and one for you I would be majorly embarrassed for falling over infront of everyone anyways someone was probably recording the wedding to

SadinSherman 16

Monday 24 October 2011 14:46

She didn't do it on purpose

Scands_59 14

Monday 24 October 2011 9:01

That's bad luck right there...

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:03

Well there's always tomorrow, oh wait...

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:03

Shit I can figure out how to delete

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:03

Well there's always tomorrow, oh wait...

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:03

Well there's always tomorrow, oh wait...

lauren80101 1

Monday 24 October 2011 9:07

What would your mom be doing wearing a train?

jessthebest3 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:28

...Getting married >.> How bout you read the FML.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 October 2011 18:12

The long fabric trailing a wedding dress or a gown is commonly called a "train". (Just in case sarcasm was not intended)

JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:16

I hope the dress didn't rip at the part that exposes her ass. Some brides are kinky and don't wear underwear.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 October 2011 18:14

why so many thumbs down? I was thinking this same thing.

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Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

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Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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Today, my husband went through my phone and computer, accusing me of cheating. Baffled and hurt by the untrue accusation, I asked what he found that made him think that. He replied, "Nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Apparently, no evidence IS evidence. FML

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Today, my flight home was delayed, then cancelled. I've been hiding in the bathroom for almost an hour, just to get a break from my mom's endless stream of celebrity gossip and every other thought that comes into her head, all while she cooks delicious food that I can no longer eat due to severe allergies. FML

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