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By TitMunch - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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Mommy Issues

By Anonymous - 28/06/2018 20:47

Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML

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What did I miss?

By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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You deserved it 771

Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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You deserved it 120

Rainy day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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Nervous

By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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Greetings

By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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You deserved it 1 516

By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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enonymous 8

Monday 24 October 2011 8:41

Choo Choo all aboard the fail train...

SwiftFaux 0

Monday 24 October 2011 8:43

Don't put yourself down, your mom is just trippin'. Oh wait...

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gms16 2

Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:39

Wow fyl, I'd feel like a complete bitch for doing that to my mom. Sorry.

shadow2903 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:45

Awk-ward! Someone is going to have mommy issues now...

hottiebody345 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:48

Better get a realllyyyy nice present for her!!

effyolife23 9

Tuesday 25 October 2011 5:55

YDI your mom shouldn't have a dress train that's for young ladies not moms

luckydog__1 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:04

End of the day,just leave the lid off. It isn't rocket science.

luckydog__1 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:07

Lol. Commented on the wrong FML. Bring on the comments.

damnedbydurberg 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:24

Looks like their marriage is being "torn" apart! Alright I'll admit that was a bad one...

chlolzah 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:47

Ohh shit...

DrasticDunce 1

Friday 23 December 2011 3:13

Why is your mom getting married again?

jackie195 5

Wednesday 4 April 2012 0:59

Awkward

EMTchic 14

Saturday 1 September 2012 22:52

I'd say that's just as equally an FHL as an FYL

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