A for effort

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

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jamjelly386 5

He is simply expressing his love for you, just in a hilarious manner.

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topha 0

that's hilarious take a joke

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toelie 26

Girls these days.. Wouldn't know a romantic gesture if it hit them in the face..

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't think anyone wants to get hit in the face with heart-shaped poo.

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toelie 26

I'm sure there are some people out there who would love to be hit in the face with any shape of poo.

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Hidan_fml 0

Sounds like a shitty situation. Dump him. He's done dumping today.

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LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Aww that's sweet

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Alanah101 0

That's disgusting. But, for guys that's romance.

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Alanah101 0

*for some guys that's romance. Don't know where the edit button went. lol.

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perdix 29

My shitty Valentine Sweet fecal Valentine You make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet you're my favorite work of fart.

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RedPillSucks 31

Who thumbs down this? I thought it was romantically sentimental. Just like the heart-shaped poo. Totally appropriate

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