At least It wasn't my Valentine's Day. I had to deal with my girlfriends family. I went to her house for a little bit. I had to deal with her uncles yelling at each other. Aunts barraging me with stuff of all sorts. And worst of all her older brother. He smelled like year old pizza and held a shotgun at all times. I asked her if we could go to my house, she happily obliged. We were being intimate on the couch and her ******* brother was staring through the window. Luckily my neighbor is a cop. He got arrested.

I also come to find out he broke out of jail. Now my two neighbors, three good friends, my rasta coworker and my girlfriend have set up a huge defense system in the apartment. I don't know why we did. I asked my uncle, who is in the mafia, to help us. My girlfriends family, Outside of her mother and father, are all associated with crime. I am F U C K E D, MEGA SUPERCALIFRSGALISTICALLY ******. Pregata per me mama.