By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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aro2471 0

either she doesnt care or shes hiding something

TADspace 30

Or she just had to pee? When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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gingerwithsoul_fml 6

Yes, she probably farted to hide something. -____-

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bsmith9942 11

Yes, whenever I'm hiding something, I fart. That always makes the moment less awkward. >.> I would be willing to be she was feeling sick and he just happened to walk in at that time.

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quontag 15

I always hide the fact I need to poop with a fart...

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Kiki242 19

How did you come to that conclusion? Farts mean deception?

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buck33 14

94 - They don't? Well.. This changes everything.

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ellie121 4

Or she's lactose intolerant and you caught her at a very bad time.

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the_anti_hipster 7

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Better than the alternative. The sentiment is still sweet! Just...don't go into the bathroom for a while.

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morganrules123 10

If someone openly farts in front of you, you know they love you.

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omgthatsosuppera 4

Maybe that was just the butterflies escaping.

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sens3sfailing 24

You know you're in love when you get farted on and just laugh.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Well that was poor timing... really sweet of you though.

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ChelseaGrin112 14

Maybe you just caught her in a bad time? Just think of other possibilities OP. (:

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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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hisgirlherboy 5

Explosive diarrhea perhaps?

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lyskiss 10

When you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea plop plop, diarrhea plop plop.

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reject214 10

Gross. You should fart in her face for revenge.

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ouchris 9

Now u know... there are moments when its best to be apart =P

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Pentium_4 27

if you got laid afterwards, all is well

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challan 19

So hershey squirts turn you on?

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starman02 12

LOL 101 that made me laugh! I have honest to god never heard that one before. Thank you for making me crack up!

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amandajlucas2015 2

Haha very nice

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gingerwithsoul_fml 6

The porcelain throne is calling her...

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