Food and Love: Romance is corny

Romance is corny

By ipopnlok - 29/06/2009 06:31 - Australia

Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML

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Same thing different taste

By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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The best laid plans…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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A+ for Effort

By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 22:40 - United States - Monroe

Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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lifebarelyeffed 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:51

then good thing she's your ex

Remegy 3

Monday 29 June 2009 19:42

''romantic dinner? hell no, we're going to Wendy's''

Comments

CryingHowls 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:37

ouch. buurrn >

stinkybutt 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:10

exactly. you should know if she even likes that cheesy stuff. i wouldn't get back with someone who doesn't even know what i like.

owlcansing 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:42

I was thinking exactly the same thing. If she's going to refer to something like you planned as "shit", then obviously she's not into it. Time to move on. YDI.

genius_man16 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:52

these guys have it right! what is with all these smart people on the internet today? >.>

elara15 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:57

I'm so glad someone else is saying these things! Everytime I hear a guy on Valentine's Day or something complain that his girlfriend didn't like a stuffed animal or flowers, I wonder, do they really expect women to swoon over such generic sentiment? Or just expect us to be grateful for the effort? It really is thoughtless... even if she might have been a bitch about it.

curryndricegirll 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:32

I just want to know why you'd even want someone like her back, and if she's really worth getting back with...maybe you should know her tastes better. Otherwise, it's just a done deal for you.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:30

Bingo. YDI for trying to "win back" an ex. For ****'s sake, she's not a prize, she's a person, and one who doesn't like you at that.

michael32123 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:53

I think u Shuld forget the dinner and go do some titty titty bang bang up stairs

mylifebitches666 18

Wednesday 16 July 2014 18:55

haha

annoyedhousewife 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:52

hey,be grateful she is ur ex...now find a girl that likes that stuff...

FinalBreath 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:53

Awwwww

meg8 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:56

YDI for not knowing your ex-girlfriend very well. it really annoys me when guys assume all girls like that cheesy type of romance crap (no offense if you do) and don't bother to pay attention to what the girl actually likes. cheese makes me naseous.

Roflsauruz 12

Monday 28 May 2012 22:04

UGH same here. When people make cheesy comments or do cheesy things I end up getting so pissed off that I flip out on them and then leave.... It's just so cliché and ANNOYING.

Rizzen 27

Wednesday 29 January 2014 17:24

shut up meg

jeanniner 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:01

well that's your fault for trying to win back your ex. No matter what you do, you are both the same people, so the same problems that existed when you were together will still be there. Believe me, I know from experience.