A good yanking

By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

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Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML
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Miss_Q 0

If you hadn't of been so excited she wouldn't have had as much to grab onto!

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MsShabonatwee 0

Ok, so Im not a guy, but i winced anyway after reading that. ;)

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sexgoddess 0

i wouldnt fall...but that doesnt mean i wouldnt grab it.....i would just be a bit gentler

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K1al 0

yes i crossed my legs and shed a tear... ouch D=

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iareBRENDEN 0

I can't even think of the words to put in this comment....ouch

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kickass17 0

OOOOOOOOWWWW Broken Penis, at least an 80 yr old librarian didnt break ur penis (The new Guy)

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fmlrokz 0

awwww when i read ths i felt bad and i litterially said ohhhh my godness that most have hurt sooo bad

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youre_all_idiots 0

hehe, u should get ur wife a penis breaker jacket-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrNTyv6dYY

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