Silver linings

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 00:01

Today, I finally found something to be thankful for in my lonely life: At least I don’t have to panic whenever my period is late. FML
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sch00ln3rd 9

People aren’t getting it. You’re lonely so you’re not getting any. Don’t mind them…reading comprehension sucks for most. Anyway, OP just try to imagine a horrible relationship and be thankful you’re not settling. It’s always better to be alone and wait for a great relationship. Also, try to volunteer and dedicate your time doing self fulfilling things. Don’t think of your life as lonely just because you’re alone. Romantic relationships aren’t the only ones.

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Plop 17

It sounds like OP's problem is that she's got neither friends, **** buddies, nor anything similar. Just so you know, **** buddies could get OP pregnant. Contrary to what your mommy and daddy told you, you don't need to love someone very very much to make babies.

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RichardPencil 30

Learn to use birth control? Have friends who aren't **** buddies?

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Plop 17

It sounds like OP's problem is that she's got neither friends, **** buddies, nor anything similar. Just so you know, **** buddies could get OP pregnant. Contrary to what your mommy and daddy told you, you don't need to love someone very very much to make babies.

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[email protected] 5

I think a little context would be a great idea, cuz ngl, you make it sound like you're gettin' it on with another species, so... hopefully that's not what you were going for. If it is, no judgement, but get some help you sicko XD

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Plop 17

What kind of reading comprehension disability do you have that made you understand that??? OP literally just said that she's lonely, and therefore pregnancy scares aren't an issue for her. I.e., she's not getting laid. Where do you see any possible reference to another specie in the FML???

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sch00ln3rd 9

People aren’t getting it. You’re lonely so you’re not getting any. Don’t mind them…reading comprehension sucks for most. Anyway, OP just try to imagine a horrible relationship and be thankful you’re not settling. It’s always better to be alone and wait for a great relationship. Also, try to volunteer and dedicate your time doing self fulfilling things. Don’t think of your life as lonely just because you’re alone. Romantic relationships aren’t the only ones.

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Plop 17

Or download Tinder, that'll work too. Or rather, virtually any dating app besides Tinder, unless she's looking specifically for a dumb f*ckboy with absolutely no personality. Which OP might, I'm not judging. And yes, people really need to learn how to read, and more importantly to understand what they read. I'll pass on the customary jab at the American education system.

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Brightside86 30

Mary probably thought the same thing then BAM! immaculate conception.

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arbortardo 2

Isn’t that how silicone sex dolls are made?

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