Work and Intimacy: A likely story...

A likely story...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 11:59 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML

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You deserved it 528

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 609

You deserved it 3 292

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 379

You deserved it 195

Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 648

You deserved it 3 187

By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 730

You deserved it 1 069

Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 381

You deserved it 35 186

By Anonymous - 20/10/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 150

You deserved it 310

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 218

You deserved it 3 252

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 473

You deserved it 3 379

By Brittany - 03/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 482

You deserved it 2 974

He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 854

You deserved it 1 599

Tarlachia 33

Saturday 15 July 2017 18:57

Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.

Crewsin 1

Saturday 15 July 2017 19:30

I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.

Comments

leagacysgirl 19

Saturday 15 July 2017 22:52

Where do you live? EMT's DO NOT do mouth to mouth. Not safe young lady.

piinksock 17

Sunday 16 July 2017 0:04

This is kind of dubious. As all first aid teaches not to do the breaths any more, just compressions.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Sunday 16 July 2017 0:18

You can do better than that POS.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 July 2017 0:58

If he really was going to die, you should have popped your top off and rubbed your boobs in his face. He would have died just the same, but I’m sure that’s how he would have wanted it. I know I would – it’s on my medic-alert bracelet.

heyLaddieHey 18

Sunday 16 July 2017 2:52

You are better off without a guy like that!

Natalie Butts 5

Sunday 16 July 2017 6:01

everyone saying people aren't trained to do breaths anymore: I renewed my first aid in Alberta last year and we are still taught breaths.

shannin1971 16

Sunday 16 July 2017 7:10

time to get a new one!

Bloo2555 22

Sunday 16 July 2017 20:53

I'm gonna laugh if he ever needs CPR, and you accuse him of kissing someone else.

amd21905 9

Sunday 16 July 2017 20:54

If you are not using a mouth shield or a bad valve mask on a patient you better find another job! In 2017 if you are doing mouth to mouth on a patient you have a problem!