Work and Intimacy: A likely story...

A likely story...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 11:59 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years wanted to break up because I was "kissing" another guy. That guy was 73 years old and dying of a heart-attack. I work as an Ambulance Technician and was performing CPR. FML

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You deserved it 528

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 379

You deserved it 195

Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 648

You deserved it 3 187

By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 730

You deserved it 1 069

Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 381

You deserved it 35 186

By Anonymous - 20/10/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML

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You deserved it 310

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 218

You deserved it 3 252

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 473

You deserved it 3 379

By Brittany - 03/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 482

You deserved it 2 974

He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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You deserved it 1 599

Tarlachia 33

Saturday 15 July 2017 18:57

Is that really a relationship you want to resuscitate? Maybe you ought to hit him with the paddles. It might shock him.

Crewsin 1

Saturday 15 July 2017 19:30

I feel sorry for such a narrow minded little boy like that. Keep up the good work, my sister is a first responder and I just can't imagine this.

Comments

D_D 11

Monday 17 July 2017 4:10

#SugarDaddy

Lisa McComb 10

Monday 17 July 2017 4:19

Prolly don't dabble in the gene pool with this guy...find someone more intelligent!

wafflefriez91 17

Tuesday 18 July 2017 4:10

He sounds like a moron.

Melissa Harwood 5

Tuesday 18 July 2017 6:00

Your boyfriend is a dumbass.

Carlos_bh 10

Wednesday 19 July 2017 9:17

EMT here. Why give mouth to mouth? It's almost pointless (according to recent research) and no EMT I know would do that. Compressions is all you need in that situation.

momogal 22

Wednesday 19 July 2017 23:09

For all the jerks saying mouth to mouth isn't taught anymore: Look up the latest AHA guidelines for cardiopulmonary resuscitation. 30 compressions at 100-120 bpm followed by 2 BREATHS. Bag valve mask, pocket mask, or barrier is preferred, but direct contact is better than letting the person die. Even in my EMT class, we were taught to do mouth to mouth if there was no other alternative.

GhostFox 33

Thursday 20 July 2017 13:43

FINALLY! All these people claiming to know the standards and rules, and then immediately contradicting themselves. The compressions are for imitating the heart beat- you have to give mouth-to-mouth if you don't have any other way to make them breathe, or else they WILL sustain brain damage. One minute in, brain damage starts. Three minutes in, major, life altering brain damage. Ten minutes in, catastrophic damage, the patient is unlikely to ever recover. Fifteen minutes and recovery is virtually impossible. In other words mouth to mouth is very important.