Birthday, Awkward, Technology and Miscellaneous: A nickname that sticks

A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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By phonegotlostinthepark - 03/12/2013 17:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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Woahwut 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:09

It's better than "ASS FACE #1"

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:07

you must talk alot of shit to have that name

Comments

37iza83th 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:42

thats not a big deal, i had my best friend saved as "bitch" for like a year

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 28 July 2014 6:18

Omg no way, for like. a whole year!? Haha

cobrastarshipluv_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:42

if she knew that that was your name why did she let you use it?

whynotlive 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:52

wow thats gay

bbananass 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:53

ha i actually know someone who saves a few people in her phone as ASSFACE#1 and #2 ha im wondering if i know you and she added you in her phone hahaha

wolfe1700 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:58

#3?

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:59

that's when you change Mom's number to 911 (but obviously keep "Mom") and let the hilarity ensue. That will teach her to call you an ass face

EffYourLyf 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:03

I know people who do that as a joke... she's probably joking with you. It's something I would do, but not mean it.

mathews666 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:14

thats not fml u cant care what other people think be independent like that guy who called is gf spock while getting head he wrote it down and probs laughed it off but ur saying fml over a gay contact name

calikola 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:19

Call her out for it.... and watch her squirm as she realizes she's been caught acting like a total bitch.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:26

The way I see it, it's either a joke, she's one of those twats that simply hates her guy's friends because they're there, or you're just some annoying shit-talking punk as plenty of 16-year-old males are. No offense to any dudes or 16s. I was once that age, and while I didn't talk shit I could certainly be annoying as hell.