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AAARGH

By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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Nightmare mother

By scared shirtless - 18/03/2021 20:01

Today, for the fifth time in a row, I woke up screaming from a nightmare. My mother burst into my room, leaned in real close and said, "So help me God, if you do not stop fucking screaming, I will rip your arms off and beat you with them." I’m never sleeping again. FML

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You deserved it 227

Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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You deserved it 105

Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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You deserved it 126

By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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You deserved it 2 131

By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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You deserved it 6 034

By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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You deserved it 6 014

Spirits, awake!

By liza - 29/03/2021 16:59

Today, since my alarm didn’t go off at 7 a.m., I awoke to my mother attempting to perform Necromancy on me “as a joke.” She wore a black robe and everything. FML

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:10

I think you need Sam and Dean Winchester to get rid of this spirit.

lrgenesis 19

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:09

Thats nuts! Haha mother in law IS an anagram of "woman hitler" for a reason. You might want to talk to someone about that. FYL, I'm sorry OP :(

Comments

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:22

That whole "Bitch I'll piss on your grave!" line isn't looking too hot right now is it.

FMLshark 12

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:22

JUST when you think they'll never bother you again, the most annoying people in your life come back attack you in your nightmares. Sorry, OP.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:33

Ahahahahaha owned by the dead

TrippingOnAcid 29

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:33

Ahahahahaha owned by the dead

jerjy1 5

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:46

a new rage face, troll mother-in-law

gonad_gobbler 1

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:49

You have to stand up for yourself in your dreams man! next time she says anything to you, just say: "suck it mother! and that's an abbreviation by the way!"

Snafuusmc 12

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:50

Nuts!

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:55

How many freaking people are going to say "There's a reason 'mother-in-law' is an anagram for 'woman Hitler'"? For extra points, did you know "mother-in-law nightmare" is an anagram for "Threaten A Whirling Mom"? How about "Throw Him A Realignment"? "Whittling On A Hammerer"?

loserman67 35

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:57

As always Doc, you show your intelligence, but I think you had a little too much time on your hands to think those up....

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 13 March 2012 20:06

Well *anyone* can come up with an anagram for "cat" in 2 seconds, but the more complex ones take time. Plus, there's a distinct possibility that I took a class on puzzle creation in college.

THExistentialist 13

Tuesday 13 March 2012 21:15

Doc has no time on his hands. On average, he washes his hands probably over 100 times a day (being in the medical field as well, I can verify this is totally true. especially for a trauma guy.), meaning that if time was on his hands, he would be washing it off, and then he'd be out of time, and thus commentating from the grave. He thinks on the spot, because that bastard's a Doc.