AAARGH

By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

I think you need Sam and Dean Winchester to get rid of this spirit.

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lrgenesis 19

Thats nuts! Haha mother in law IS an anagram of "woman hitler" for a reason. You might want to talk to someone about that. FYL, I'm sorry OP :(

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bigbadtim 7

It is just the guilt that you are feeling for killing her and stuffing her dismembered body beneath the floor boards.

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s0m3guy2010 21

Call Bill Murray. He's an expert at getting rid of deceased mother-in-laws.

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Epsilonyx 15

There are 666 "I agree, your life sucks" as I type this. Proof that in-laws are the spawn of Satan.

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dbugboy 8

first, make sure your balls are ok. second, throw out all the pot

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br0ccoli 14

I aspire to one day have this kind of influence on people. Lol.

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thiscrazything 1

All you have to do is die. Then u can haunt their dreams.

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br0ccoli 14

I want to do this living. How kick ass would that be? "you stole my parking lot ******...I'll get you back... Later tonight."

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stepymac 15

It's a sign from the grave

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KiddNYC1O 20

If someone pulls your feet while you're sleeping you know who it is.

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TheDri11 0

I ******* hate my stepmom... She's like the wicked witch of the west x10... Lolz

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motox34 0

Damn she really hates tht kid

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desireev 17

She may hate him, but he's not a 'kid'. It says 'deceased mother-in-law'. Which means that he is married to her daughter. 'Kids' can't get married.

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