AAARGH

By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

I think you need Sam and Dean Winchester to get rid of this spirit.

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lrgenesis 19

Thats nuts! Haha mother in law IS an anagram of "woman hitler" for a reason. You might want to talk to someone about that. FYL, I'm sorry OP :(

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thiscrazything 1

It was just a warning, treat her daughter good and no problems should arise. Plus, you get to keep your nuts.

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ashra_Raivyn 2

Stop thinking about it and it will go away.

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RedPillSucks 31

Or you can call Danny Phantom or Ghost Busters

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Smack that crazy old bat in the face then. I bet she'll get out of your dreams then!

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zebralover23 14

Haha that's crazy, tell your wife to tell her to back off some maybe?

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gothiccandy 9

How can his wife tell her mom to back off? Unless she has some sort of way to communicate with the dead.

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thiscrazything 1

What, you don't talk to the dead? It's very easy, really, just speak, they listen. Just don't make them mad.....

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bobbos100 2

See the therapist that gives advice using songs for $100 plus an hr from another loser on here.

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KRiddle 15

Next time you have a dream like that, smack her and tell her to get back to the kitchen. :3

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ScotsLassie 6

It sounds like u r anxious about being a bad influence on her and u r projecting this onto your mother in law.

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mattorama 15

I lucked out. My mother in law doesn't speak English.

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Holy Santa Claus shit, I've seen this in a movie. It doesn't end well. I hope you know who ya gonna call.

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