Cars, Accident and Health: Accidents come fast

Could have been worse lol - I'm a paramedic student and every paramedic I've been on the road with has told me about someone they've dropped the head end of the stretcher on. I'd much rather be punched in the face than dropped on my head!!

sunny_texas 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 17:20

lol that's crazy!

FMLrunning 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 18:50

Happened to my friend 

OSUchicka614 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 19:40

omg that would be horrible! ouch!

perdix 29

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:16

It wasn't an accident. YDI for sleeping with his girlfriend!

SkullCanddi 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 17:43

There Should Be a Lke Button....~like~

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 28 September 2010 21:25

Skullcanddi, you do realise that's what the thumbs up and down are for at the side, right? :P (I'm not sure if that's on the various Apps)

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:18

My comment disappeared. FALCON PUNCH! First falcon punch comment again, bitches.

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:23

And now it's back, and I look stupid. Thank you, FML. Thank you.

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:34

And it's gone again.. I'm crazy..

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:39

Every time I comment on its presence/absence, it changes. I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. Shut up.

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:50

Eat a poptart.

omfgitsbug 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 18:30

fail.

Schizomaniac 24

Wednesday 29 September 2010 1:07

I do apologize, Mercy. I deserve death.

g0downer15 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:19

punch him bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ncvolley123 8

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:25

omigod, that sux. sorry. well, now u hav a funny story to tell your kids!!!!

Tasanasanta 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:39

Ortega, stop being Trollz... Pow! Right in the kissa!

Keywords

Awkward Embarrassing Miscellaneous Work Sleep Dating Love Am I overreacting? Annoying Parents Health Mental health Furniture Kids Gross Friends Public freakouts Fight Cops Drugs Neighbours Medication Relatable Dogs Animals Teenagers Gamers Ironic Video games Job interview

The Top

Today, my husband filed for divorce. He also put himself “In a relationship” with my daughter on Facebook. She turned 18 a few days ago. He says it’s no big deal because, “at least I waited until she was legal.” The spineless idiot just doesn’t get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 087

You deserved it 160

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 433

You deserved it 21 176

The Top

Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 348

You deserved it 2 836

Today, I walked in on my sister having sex. On my bed. With my ex boyfriend. They both live 300 km away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 655

You deserved it 302

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 707

You deserved it 21 528

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 195

You deserved it 53 557

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 051

You deserved it 6 259

Today, I was headed towards the unisex bathroom at physical therapy when another patient looked up at me and quickly looked away. I knew instantly and prepared for the smell, but I wasn't expecting remnants still floating in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 406

You deserved it 185