Cars, Accident and Health: Accidents come fast

ima have to say this is a face because there is no way a paramedic would even hit you because every the standard SOPs state to not reach across the patient

JG_baskeball15 0

Friday 1 October 2010 4:25

ahah...."accidentally" suuuure :P

shanie123 10

Friday 1 October 2010 7:39

accidentally huh

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