Cars, Accident and Health: Accidents come fast - FML

Accidents come fast

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 897

You deserved it 3 003

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

athree 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:01

man I woulda punched em back.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 28 September 2010 16:02

Intern much?

Comments

MassEffectNerd 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 20:56

I'm sure it was just a fly on your face or something

Marvin_Android 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 21:22

Sounds ghastly. You would have been luckier if the car had ended your miserable existence, or if the paramedic had continued to finish the job instead of changing his mind after only one punch. Now you have to continue with all the futility that existence entails. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

rockclimber919 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 22:07

That's when you ask for some morphine

mrmaks18 7

Tuesday 28 September 2010 22:13

well sounded like you hurt your face so he punched the other side to put things back in place but obviously as your jaw was hurting your pronunciation was also out

angiepoo000 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:21

If anyone wants a Iphone 4 Check out this website.. tiny.cc/Iphone4TestersNeeded They're giving away 20 Iphone 4's for "testing purposes only" Great way to get a free phone haha!!

shasta32 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 23:27

time for u to get a lawyer!

MdoAngel 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 0:31

so clearly if you were In a serious car crash today...you'd be on FML

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 29 September 2010 1:54

- Does your face hurt? -- Ye- - cuz it's KILLIN me!

ryan737 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 2:11

how can that happen

frosting1012 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 2:44

oh suck it up

2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Keywords

Miscellaneous Embarrassing Awkward Sleep Work Love Dating Am I overreacting? Annoying Parents Health Mental health Furniture Kids Friends Gross Public freakouts Fight Neighbours Cops Drugs Relatable Medication Animals Dogs Teenagers Ironic Video games Gamers Zoom

The Top

Stop everything you're doing right now, there's an (almost) naked lady in today's illustration! Plus, there's a puppet AND doctors. It's the perfect illustration, made by Gemma Correll, our British artist of the day. Check out her interview! ...

I agree, your life sucks 10

You deserved it 9

Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 669

You deserved it 4 364

The Top

Today, I got a care package for graduation. Among the stuff inside was a toolbox; I never took shop classes or showed any interest in them because of severe disability. I also got a Snickers bar; I hate peanut butter. I even got a bunch of clothes hangers; I had more than enough as it was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 388

You deserved it 706

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 973

You deserved it 5 599

Today, my brother asked to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Nope, he was just going to crack open a coconut he'd bought at the supermarket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 515

You deserved it 2 100

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 823

You deserved it 4 829

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 396

You deserved it 3 528

Today, I realised that I have been a teacher for far too long when I told a random stranger I saw at the mall to tie up their shoelaces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 611

You deserved it 227