Work: Accusations

Accusations

By cosmonaut - 07/08/2009 09:18 - New Zealand

Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 895

You deserved it 71 448

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By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 811

You deserved it 1 815

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By Ani - 17/12/2021 10:58

Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 901

You deserved it 222

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 077

You deserved it 3 096

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 02:56 - United States - New York

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 660

You deserved it 51 508

By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 477

You deserved it 47 611

Keynote

By Andrew - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, there was a meeting at work, during which I had to give a presentation to my boss and other attendants. The first subject I had to tackle was how my 5 year-old son got to my briefcase and replaced its contents with some crayons and a fluffy teddy bear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 487

You deserved it 5 597

Whackjob

By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 060

You deserved it 109

By Jay - 06/05/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 456

You deserved it 3 392

Domino effect

By anon - 24/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 81

You deserved it 749

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 539

You deserved it 2 738

WOLiF_922 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:08

What a dick.

aero_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:12

Owned! But if I were her I'd do it again. Just to mess with you.

Comments

athos1237 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 6:59

WOW! Why would you post this? Just makes you look like an ass, not a FML. YDI for trying to feel superior.

YummyumCum 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:01

omg was that really you who took her pencil? lol nice work gurl!

_electricbonbon 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:57

YDI for being such a bitch that your only friend is a pencil.

LeashYouUp 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:12

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ptrox123 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:46

FAIL you TOTALLY deserved that for being acting bitchy in the first place... I mean who yells at someone for stealling a god damn pencil? especially infront of other people. I hope that no one forgets that at your work and your labled a dumbass as long as you continue to work there.

jayfay 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 22:05

why would you publicize your stupdity like this? you just look like an ass now. no need to overreact about a friggin pencil.

hbgoddard 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:07

What are you, 8? Ask to borrow a pencil from a friend, then get some more during you lunch break or after work! This is going to be my motto from now on - Think before you do shit!

gothman92 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 9:23

ydi for not changing your tampon

wavydavygracy 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:59

Today, I was a dumbass. Nice one OP. Nice one. Bloody kiwi's.. :p - I also work in Wellington and can't help but wonder if you work in my office..

varkey 7

Sunday 11 April 2010 23:06

YDI for being a complete bitch. I hope you get fired by whoever is higher-up than you. If there is nobody above you, I hope your company goes out of business and you are forced to pay the employees compensation from your personal budget.