Ace Of Spades

By MetalisLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML
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You deserved it 6 588
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Top comments

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Must have been one hell of a high note you hit.

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lexiieeex3 32

In the dick, m'ame?

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species4872 19

<p>&nbsp;You must have really good aim.</p>

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BeautifulMine 16

Ya know, I kind of agree. It is a waste of water. Really though, everyone wastes water to some extent, so hopefully they didn't do it for too long. Also, now I understand why some people have those nasty water marks over their showers.

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DoomedGemini 37

Just saying, not what happened here, but not all trans people get surgeries..

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Beautymarked 12

Gives a whole new meaning to "beating your meat."

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growup29 3

you deserved it douche

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growup29 3

you deserved it douche lol

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RichardPencil 30

You need to take guitar lessons. There's not a dick-punching move in guitar playing.

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spinningrecords 14

Headbutted would have made for a better story.

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