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Acting 101

By jazzyfizzle - 31/05/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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By Carolyn Burnham - 23/10/2016 15:23

Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By FML FML FML!! - 27/05/2019 06:00

Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML

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Why would you do that?

By dammitt - 10/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

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lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Wow. Even if he HAD been saying that, cursing him out was indeed a crazy, bitchy thing to do.

nuclear 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Now that's a funny coincidence. Was the crazy bitch part acting too or what? I think cussing him out was a biiit too much, acting or not.

Comments

mehwhateverr 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:17

Wouldn't the appropriate reaction be "...what did you just say?" and making sure it was really his words, not the script?

itsgen 16

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:18

haha lol thats classic! i cant believe you didnt know what ur script was on wtf are you even auditioning for a play if you cant even remember the script? haha ur sooo smart and yea ur a crazy bitch

allegronontroppo 4

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:22

Faakeee... Didn't you have a script or anything? And which play was it? High School Drama?

iM_JaMeS 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 6:27

**** u

onigiriqueen 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:22

Clearly, you ARE a crazy bitch.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:24

what kind of really sexy guy would audition for a play?

awesomeamandas 37

Thursday 14 August 2014 0:39

A guy who enjoys acting.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:25

That's utterly stupid. Obviously you would have read the script before hand and knew what he was going to say? Seriously, kids desperate to get their fake FMLs published, should not be allowed on this site. FFS!

Xynie 20

Saturday 13 February 2016 0:04

Couldve been a cold read, but that still wouldnt make it better.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:26

Hahaha, this is one of the funniest FMLs I've read. Don't feel too bad though, I would have freaked out too if someone said they couldn't stand being with me in public. I guess you should have read through the script though, considering you were auditioning. You should have just played it off like that was how you were supposed to react in the play. Say you were just being creative.

DrAwesome 6

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:26

Yeah, it just seems like it's another one of those low self-esteem cases. And it's not even that: She didn't even know that he was reading lines already. Learn to pay attention and not fly off the handle so fast. I assume you didn't know the guy, so why would he say something like "I can't even stand being seen with you in public"? If you didn't know the audition's begun, then YDI.

teehee520 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:30

He's either really good or honestly thinks that about you.

rallets 22

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:33

that was the game, and he was the player its time to...TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!! *motorhead playing in background* HES. THAT. DAMN. GOOD. (sorry i just felt like doing that)