Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 477

You deserved it 211

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Same thing different taste

By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 216

You deserved it 5 182

Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 3 683

By 3 More Months - 30/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Stanford

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 424

You deserved it 3 738

That's some BS

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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You deserved it 77 806

By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 444

You deserved it 44 962

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

The heart wants what it wants

By bob - 18/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML

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You deserved it 222

Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 174

You deserved it 205

Is this a joke?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 730

You deserved it 3 894

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 308

You deserved it 5 230

DrSamba 7

Thursday 3 October 2019 9:20

"She's not that bad" is hardly a compliment to pay to one's wife. Imagine a dozen roses and a card signed "To my not that bad wife".

Weslea Sanchez 12

Thursday 3 October 2019 7:01

It does sound like he stood up for you. I mean, honestly he could have just agreed

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 3 October 2019 6:40

Time to put Fifi on her leash. A short one.

Weslea Sanchez 12

Thursday 3 October 2019 7:01

It does sound like he stood up for you. I mean, honestly he could have just agreed

DrSamba 7

Thursday 3 October 2019 9:20

"She's not that bad" is hardly a compliment to pay to one's wife. Imagine a dozen roses and a card signed "To my not that bad wife".

Weslea Sanchez 12

Thursday 3 October 2019 9:24

still better than writing "To my wife, who I can do better". its context and how you look at it, if one is a negative one that's going make me feel bad about myself and the other is one that is slightly better but gives a sliver of positivity, then I will go for the latter. Plus on top of all, who cares what others think, I have gotten plenty of remarks on how people feel about me, I however only care about mine not the world's

Callyn 47

Thursday 3 October 2019 18:14

But remember, this is his boss. He's trying to not piss her off and make the situation worse than it is. If he knew that OP was listening in, he probably would have been more vociferous in his defense. What he needs to do is go over the boss's head and report her harassment but that's often a tricky thing to do and I can't really blame him for not wanting to deal with the possible consequences.

leximichelle 13

Saturday 5 October 2019 2:31

What he really should have done is told his boss (politely) to mind her place and not insult someone he (hopefully) loves and cares about. They were both pretty wrong in that situation.

Mara Malayin 4

Sunday 6 October 2019 11:25

“Not that bad” Lmao....oKaY

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 October 2019 8:40

Well, are you?

Felice Godin 19

Thursday 3 October 2019 9:25

a real husband would have defended his wife if he truly loved her time to get out of that marriage and move on

friendly_pixeh 7

Thursday 3 October 2019 12:07

lol something tells me you are single

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 3 October 2019 12:47

Sounds like the Boss is engaging in repeated sexual harassment.... OP, start writing down each time that she does anything that *isn't* job-related & too personal in nature regarding Hubby. Perhaps then you could report her behavior in writing to her supervisor anonymously. Good luck, OP! :-)

Ksweety_fml 27

Thursday 3 October 2019 15:48

I think you need to sit down and talk to your husband about this.

bullsonyourface 20

Thursday 3 October 2019 17:58

yeah no your husband is a dick and the ugly one in this scenario.

shannon2348 14

Thursday 3 October 2019 18:22

I'm glad he's not my husband. "she's not that bad"? that's him sticking up for you?

Mara Malayin 4

Sunday 6 October 2019 11:27

I understand not wanting to step on his boss’s toes...but he definitely should have said something more than that in response, and he needs to make it perfectly clear that he’s happily married and she needs to back off (politely). I’m crazy though and I’d confront the B.