Addicted

By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

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Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
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DBallin 10

Don't let him off the hook this time!

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Faff 20

why would you have to defend your marriage to other people?

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Fluffydemise 18

Sex addiction is a very real, and awesome, thing.

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cieloalicia 16

Revise that comment. Because of the misplaced comma, and also because that view is quite twisted.

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CobraLazerFace 21

Has his addiction gotten so bad that he hoards them in the closet?

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Enslaved 36

Does it now make sense why he always handed you a big stash of money every time you two had sex?

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Dramori 29

Hookers? I would have gone for a scrum half myself...

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kwyk 23

What about the locks? You know what they say about big hands...

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HairyPunisher 27

What spun this course of events off into a week long defense of your marriage? Sounds like your husband's been sneaky before this revelation.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well congrats OP on being a supportive wife, however, it really sucks that your husband proved right everybody who was having doubts about your relationship. Learn also to listen to people's opinion where they are unanimous. Time to move on. Good luck.

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timakinz 21

There is a rodeo theme in my mind here...

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2757240 12

On the bright side you found out before you and your 15 year old neighbor were both pregnant by your husband

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frenchaussie 5

It really seems that Love makes people blind... Seriously how could you not have had suspicions? I still feel sorry for you and good luck with your divorce. Hang on... You are going to divorce him right??

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LadySigyn 17

Cheaters never prosper, as they say, my condolences to you OP and I wish you the best.

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