Addicted

By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

Spicy
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
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DBallin 10

Don't let him off the hook this time!

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Faff 20

why would you have to defend your marriage to other people?

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strongbad1907 5

Once you pop the fun don't stop! Oh wait that's for something else.....

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cieloalicia 16

Contrary to seemingly popular belief, a lot if not most exotic dancers do not go out and sell sex in their off time.

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reapy 14

It's a reference to a previous FML, where a professional dancer was mistaken for a hooker after a contest.

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boshbish 14

Sometimes love makes us blind to the reality that others see. Sorry to hear, OP. Chin up!

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chuckcloninger 12

An expensive one too. And mighty dangerous too if he goes bareback. Time to go get tested for STD's and good luck. (And get outa there before he gives you something that will kill you! And don't believe him when he says he's stopped. He's lying.)

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SarahRaeAnn 5

Men are nasty, leave him babe! He's not worth it

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RedPillSucks 31

Introduce him to T. J. Hooker

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